J like... Jumelin |
Sunday, March 7th, 1999. Our
three guys (the famous "French Twisteuse team") are driving
back from Sinsheim and therefore are stuck together for 5
hours in 5 cubic meters (an Opel car...). |
Code name: JMP |
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First, you have to know three things:
- a) Jean-Yves Martin is inveterate man,
- b) Number twelve is not a round number, especially in the
international metric system,
- c) There are in French three expressions which almost mean the same
thing: " trois fois rien" ( three times nothing ), " deux fois rien"
( twice nothing ) and "moins que rien" ( less than nothing ).
Then, considering the fact that the "Magicien d'Oz" ( The Wizard of Oz ) weighs around 30 grammes, that is to say "three times nothing", we come to the conclusion that "nothing" equals 10 grammes. As the "2xRien" ( Twice nothing ) should, according to this, weigh 20 grammes but in fact only weighs 11.7 grammes and as Jean-Yves, after optimisation of some components has now reached 10.6 grammes, I bet that the "2xRien" (Twice nothing) could become the "Moins que rien" ( Less than nothing ). Are you still with me ? So, let's continue...
Jean-Yves even gave himself the pleasure of taking part of the slowest plane race with his model ; he was only beaten by the helicos (Piccolo)! |
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(*) : I now must reveal a secret. The objective of the JMP project was "less than ten grammes" right from the beginning but the French Twisteuse team is superstitious and do not like to count its chicken before they are hatched (Translation: do not like to present you a plane before it flies).